100 Funny SMS Birthday Wishes

Humor is a part of our lives and all our happy days should go together with it. Birthdays gives you the chance to explode your humor! If you are planning to send a funny birthday SMS wish to your friend, be sure, you are doing right.

Check out our awesome and unique collection of humorous and funny SMS birthday wishes, that are very easy to send them with an SMS or post them to your friend’s Facebook timeline wall.

Funny Birthday Wishes for SMS

  • πŸ™‚ Friendship like yours comes once in a lifetime. As old as you are, you’ve lived several lifetimes.
  • πŸ™‚ If I had a dollar for each year of your life, I would be rich. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ WARNING: Do not attempt to light a candle for each year of your life. That would be a fire hazard.
  • πŸ™‚ Your ears don’t work as well as they used to, but your big mouth still works great.
  • πŸ™‚ We’re getting old together, but you seem to be doing it much faster than me.
  • πŸ™‚ If hot is young, and cold is old…you’re lukewarm. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ If you never get all the desires of your heart, at least you got one…ME! Happy Birthday.
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  • πŸ™‚ Don’t worry, you’re still in fashion. Being young is so last season.
  • πŸ™‚ Remember when we thought we’d be young forever? Of course not. You can’t remember much these days.
  • πŸ™‚ Even after they take your driver’s license when you get too old, you will still drive me crazy.
  • πŸ™‚ If people who live fast die young, you must have lived life in slow motion. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ I was going to buy you a really expensive gift, but I figured my friendship is enough.
  • πŸ™‚ Forty is considered the old age of the young – but fifty is the young of the old.
  • πŸ™‚ Studies have shown that we have used the most of our power by age 25…hum?
  • πŸ™‚ Unless you are cheese – the aging process should not matter much.Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Birthday Messages ~ Words of Love
  • πŸ™‚ You are not quite over the hill – but you are at the top – so enjoy the view! Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ One you on the downward side of the hill…you pick up speed. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Lack of laughter is the sign of old age, so never stop enjoying every moment of life.
  • πŸ™‚ Got a couple of extra lemons? I’ll bring the vodka and we will party! Happy Birthday!
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If I had a dollar for each year of your life, I would be rich. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ May today be the start of another day filled with practical jokes and never ending joy.
  • πŸ™‚ Happy Birthday doesn’t seem to fit – Happy Mid-life Crisis! – Yes, that is better. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Age is nothing more than β€œmind over matter” and as long you don’t mind, then it doesn’t matter.
  • πŸ™‚ Another year has come and gone, but the aches and pain remain. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Birthdays should always be taken with a grain of salt – as well as with some tequila and a lemon wedge.
  • πŸ™‚ It is better to be over the hill, than under it. Happy Birthday!
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  • πŸ™‚ Birthdays are similar to boogers – the more you have, the more challenging it is to breathe.
  • πŸ™‚ When you look fifty at sixty – that is great!, but at forty? Not so great.
  • πŸ™‚ Should I alert the fire department before you light the candles on your birthday cake? Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ It’s hot in here! Oh, never mind..it’s just your birthday candles. Happy Birthday!
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It’s hot! Oh, never mind..it’s just your birthday candles.
  • πŸ™‚ Smile while you still have your pearly whites – Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ It could be worse – image what you will look like when you add 10 more years!
  • πŸ™‚ Some people will forget your age, others might not – but no one will rub it in the way I do! Have a great day!
  • πŸ™‚ Do you remember when you were healthy, young and full of energy? Me neither – Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Let’s celebrate the best kept secret – your age! Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Don’t worry about the glass being half full or half empty – just raise a glass to toast your birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ Entering your golden years should not be depressing – just think you will get the better seats on the bus.
  • πŸ™‚ Don’t worry about getting older – next year you will be even older!
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  • πŸ™‚ A few short years ago, you were young and beautiful – now you are an old fart! Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ It has been proven that too many birthday will eventually kill you.
  • πŸ™‚ Seriously, it is the 364 days that surround a birthday that are the most challenging. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ If you really want people to remember your date of birth – simply stop paying your bills for the year.
  • πŸ™‚ Birthday wisdom: never combine a sleeping pills with a laxative. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ At least you are not as old as you will be next year. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ You really put the β€œOh!” in OLD these days. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ You should give me a gift on your birthday for being your friend.
  • πŸ™‚ Don’t worry about getting old. Just think of the wonderful discounts you’ll get.
  • πŸ™‚ Wow, you really make being old look good…sort of. Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ It’s never too late to follow your dreams even though you’d make an old stripper.
  • πŸ™‚ Don’t get drunk on your birthday this year. Your old liver can’t handle it.
  • πŸ™‚ Even though you’re old, I wanted to take you dancing, but the clubs don’t open before your bedtime.
  • πŸ™‚ The only reason you get excited about your birthday now is because of the cake. Mmm, cake.
  • πŸ™‚ If the good die young, you must be a very bad person.
  • πŸ™‚ If people get wiser with age, you must be the smartest person on Earth.
  • πŸ™‚ You thought you would be rich by this age. Well, at least you have me.
  • πŸ™‚ So, had the wheel been invented yet when you were a child? Happy Birthday.
  • πŸ™‚ Roses are red, the sky is blue. You’re old and stale, but I still love you.
  • πŸ™‚ Enjoy your special day, but don’t do anything illegal. People like you get picked on in jail.
  • πŸ™‚ There is a distinct correlation between aging and lying about your true age – so how many years dishonest are you now?
  • πŸ™‚ Belated Birthday Wishes
  • πŸ™‚ According to the grim reaper, there is another hatch mark next to your name. Happy Birthday pal!
  • πŸ™‚ Wishing you a birthday as perfect as your first – minus the terrifying birthing experience, of course.
  • πŸ™‚ You completed another year – excellent job..no seriously – good work…amazing!
  • πŸ™‚ Wisdom doesn’t necessary come with age – age will show up regardless. Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Growing older just means that you have more to do in less time…lol – Happy Birthday!
  • πŸ™‚ Birthdays are Mother Nature way of telling you to look at the mirror more – or maybe not!
  • πŸ™‚ Statistics show that individuals with the most birthdays live the longest.
  • πŸ™‚ It is possible to look young and thin for your birthday – just hang around with old fat people.
  • πŸ™‚ Life should not be taken too seriously because no one gets out alive. Happy Birthday!
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