If you are looking for retirement wishes to congratulate your friend from work, you’ve come to the right place. Such a happy milestone deserves to be acknowledged with a little humor as we poke fun at getting older and moving on to another stage of life. These retirement wishes for friends are sure to bring a smile to the recipient, as well as give them the understanding that they will be missed.
Sweet & Funny Retirement Wishes For Friends
Happy retirement my friend
- It’s time to throw away your alarm clocks and turn up the jukebox! Sending wishes for a wonderful retirement, friend.
- Woo hoo! Every day is the weekend now, my friend. Enjoy!
- Friend, you may be retiring from work, but now your second career begins as you entertain grandkids, do all those chores you put off, and take on lots of volunteering. Good luck!
- Hey friend, I got you these sunglasses so that you can enjoy your sunset years. I know they’re going to be bright. Happy retirement!
- Retirement is kind of like falling in love, my friend. You get weak in the knees, and you can’t think of what you want to say. Basically, your body just falls apart.
- It’s retirement time! You have to decide whether every day will feel like Friday or Monday now, friend. I hope you choose Friday.
- Friend, I hope I can call on you to share that senior discount when we go out to eat now that you’re retired!
- If you’re retiring, does that mean you’ll be getting tired all over again? Let’s hope your body holds out for all the fun you’ll be having, friend.
- Friend, retirement means eating all the sweets you want, letting yourself go, and enjoying each moment.
- Good luck remembering all those things you planned to do after retirement, friend. Memory will be one of the first things to go.
- On retirement, may your quality of life go up at the same speed your income goes down.
- Remember, friend, you may not be part of the workforce anymore, but your husband/wife can still force you to work, so call me if you need someone to sneak away with for an afternoon.
- Friend, retirement is when the joints are old, you feel paroled, and the future is gold.
- Retirement is the coffee break of a lifetime, my friend. Enjoy it to the fullest.
- Happy Retirement Wishes and Messages
- Enjoy your seven-day weekends, friend!
- Friend, may the rest of your life be the best of your life.
- Retirement opens doors to plenty of extra chores. Get used to it, my friend.
- If you retire, I’ll have to get in trouble at work all by myself, and that sucks the fun right out of it.
- Everyone in the office is going to miss you when you retire, but I think the vending machine guy will miss you most. You made him rich.
- How will I stay awake during staff meetings without you there to entertain me?
- You can’t retire without me! You and your shenanigans are the only reason I come to work.
- After retirement, please stop in for coffee breaks. I can’t work here without you and caffeine.
- Coworker, I’m going to miss all your jokes. Could you send me a few by email so I have something to look forward to at work?
- To my favorite coworker, may retirement never give you a day off.
- Well, dear coworker, retirement means you can just do nothing, but now you don’t have to worry about getting caught.
- I’ll remember you for all the things we did at work and for a few things we didn’t do. I’m going to miss being a slacker without you.
- Retirement Wishes For Colleagues
- If you start to miss work after you retire, just drink some bad coffee and do something boring. Then you’ll remember why you left.
- I think I saw a tear trickle down the boss’ cheek when you announced your retirement. We are all going to miss you around here.
- Well, now that you’re retiring, you’re just an old coot with no more suits or commutes.
- The days of 9:00-5:00 are gone; time for you to break out in song! It won’t be the same at work without you.
- I know you’ve had to work with a bunch of clowns, but we hope you enjoyed the circus.
- You’re good at everything you do. I’m sure retirement will be no exception.
- For your retirement, I’m authorizing a new dress code. Pajamas or even just underwear will now be considered acceptable attire for your new job.
- As you retire, it’s time to take a bow for a job well done for this company. Just don’t bend over too far; it can be hard to straighten back up at your age.
- To the best employee I’ve ever known, when I heard you were retiring, it made me groan.
- You put in a lot of good years with this company. Now, it’s time for you to go enjoy good company.
- Retirement Wishes and Sentiments For Your Boss
- Attention: did we mention your pension may cause apprehension?
- On your retirement, I want to thank you for all your hard work and for never being a jerk.
- Retirement will be the perfect position for you. You’ve earned it.
- You’re officially off the clock for good. We’ll miss you around here.
- Good luck with your new boss! I’m sure he/she already has a nice big to do list for you.
