40 Funny Christmas Wishes

Last updated on December 2nd, 2017

Funny Christmas wishes and messages

  • 🙂 I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!
  • 🙂 I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!
  • 🙂 For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
  • 🙂 May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!
  • 🙂 They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!
  • 🙂 I’ve never decked the halls and I have no idea what Jingle Bell rock is. But I hope your Christmas rocks!
  • 🙂 It’s the most wonderful season indeed – until everything has to be cleaned up, and the credit card bill arrives.
  • 🙂 If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.
  • 🙂 It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.
  • 🙂 Sometimes I feel like I should leave my Christmas decorations up all year; it seems that by the time I take them down, it’s time to put them back up again!irp]
  • 🙂 I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.
  • 🙂 It must be hard living in the North Pole like Santa Claus. I can’t imagine living in a place where there’s no pizza delivery! Hope your X-mas delivers some happiness!
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  • 🙂 Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

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  • 🙂 Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
  • 🙂 As I child I loved the taste of fresh, white snow. After trying some yellow snow first, I found the white snow to be much, much better.
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!
  • 🙂 Santa can definitely do some pretty amazing things. But I really wish he could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!
  • 🙂 Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.
  • 🙂 I love Christmas, but I am glad it comes just once a year. Otherwise, I’d definitely turn into a major Grinch!
  • 🙂 Happy holidays! May you have plenty of coffee and caffeinated drinks to get you through the Christmas season!
  • 🙂 This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. that way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!
  • 🙂 May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!
  • 🙂 I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.
  • 🙂 Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
  • 🙂 This time of year so many get concerned about eating too many calories. Therefore, I will gladly take any unwanted Christmas cookies.
  • 🙂 Christmas dinners are the best. While I may not be the greatest at cooking, I am pretty good at eating!
  • 🙂 Happy Holidays! May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!
  • 🙂 Happy Holidays! May your electricity remain on and your plumbing work the entire season! (And I hope reading this doesn’t make you all flushed!)
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at be short, and may your patience be long this holiday season!
  • 🙂 Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!
  • 🙂 We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!

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  • 🙂 My Christmas wish for you this year is simple: with all you are going to consume over the holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.
  • 🙂 Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill.
  • 🙂 Happy Holidays! May all your decorative lights be in working order this season. I hope your Christmas is bright!
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)
  • 🙂 Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you presents – and not sickness – this holiday season!

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